If I were asked to think of names that sound truly manly, the list might include names like Silas, Burke, Leroy, Zachary, Isaac, among others. A rugged name like Bruno might even be near the top of the list. Bruno might be a good name for a bouncer at the local bar. "Look out guys, settle down, here comes Bruno." Couple a manly first name with a last name shared with the God of war, Mars, and you would think you've got a manly man. For instance, maybe Bruno Mars. Jim Croce could write a song about "Bad, bad, Bruno Mars, baddest man with the fastest car" or something like that. Alas, Jim would probably roll over in his grave to hear Bruno Mars associated with Leroy Brown. Instead of living up to his name and being a bad ass like Leroy, Bruno Mars instead writes sissified songs. I'm sure he makes a lot of money doing it, (kudos on that, Bruno!) but I don't like the idea of romance being depicted in the media the way Bruno seems to think it works.